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The French
Riviera in not for everyone in fact the whole place seems
like a bunch of glitz and bling straight out of a James Bond
movie
Expect to pay top dollar for everything food,
drinks, shopping, spas and even sex. In fact the club scene
is hot and pricey and the women and even escorts are stuck
up with major attitude
if your not in the league of
multi millionaires and or billionaires expect to have you
wallet drained every which way you turn
I've had a better
time paying $100.00 for sex in some of the seediest places
across the globe than my $1500.00 per hr call girl. Although
the pussy was sweet tight and tanned, paying for it was a
drain and more like a wam bam thank you mam experience.

Once you've
had your fill of the sweltering heat and tropical drinks,
finish a light beachside lunch courtesy of the hotel and hit
the Boulevard de la Croisette, Cannes' busy seafront boulevard.
When it comes to pure swank, the Croisette rivals even Nice's
Promenade des Anglais, and offers pedestrians a view of the
beach on one side and expensive shops on the other. Bring
your wallet as you cruise west on the wide sidewalks and prepare
to splurge on some of the latest and trendiest clothes and
accessories.
Designer
boutiques on Croisette Boulevard include Chanel, Dior, Gucci,
and Jean-Paul Gaultier. Many jewelry stores and art galleries
line the street as well, making your little shopping stroll
a potentially very expensive one. Even if you go fairly conservative
and restrict yourself to a designer suit and watch, you'll
easily be looking at a bill of over $6,000.
Having
lightened your wallet a bit, make your way to Rue d'Antibes,
a street that runs parallel to Croisette and is home to a
multitude of smaller fashion boutiques. Here you can get funky
clothes as well as Provencal-style gifts, and the liberal
spender should expect to drop about $800.
To
get a taste of Cannes' respected culinary treats, be sure
to visit one of Antibes' chocolatiers or confiseries where
incredible pastries, chocolates and, coolest of all, crystallized
fruits are sold.
Undoubtedly tempting you and your money-lined pockets since
your arrival, Cannes' welcoming port holds some of the world's
most luxurious yachts. A number of celebrities and rich businessmen,
including Paul Allen and Oracle billionaire Larry Ellison,
even compete to see who can float into Cannes' port with the
biggest yacht. Though you may not be able to compete with
Ellison's 425-foot behemoth, you can damn well come close.
Luxury
yacht rental company can provide your competitive nature with
a beautiful boat that will make most Cannes-goers (Allen and
Ellison aside) quite jealous. The 141-foot Magnifica yacht,
for example, is a sleek vessel capable of comfortably accommodating
10 lucky guests in five staterooms.
From
the master cabin on the main deck to the salon, every inch
of the yacht is luxuriously designed. The rental cost of the
Magnifica includes a crew, use of the Jacuzzi , two wave runners,
diving gear, huge projection screen TVs on the main deck,
and state-of-the-art telecommunications equipment. A week
aboard this floating mansion will set you back an astounding
$150,000, or roughly $21,500 per day.
Once you
have the keys to this beautiful boat, you'll have to settle
on a destination. One tourist-friendly island perfect for
a morning trip is Ile Sainte-Marguerite, the most well-known
of the Lerins Islands group that lies off of Cannes' coast.
It was here that the infamous Man in the Iron Mask was imprisoned
by decree of King Louis XIV in the late 17th century. His
story was dramatized by author Alexandre Dumas and later in
a film starring Leonardo DiCaprio, and the legend lives on
in the ruins of Ile Sainte-Marguerite.
After
docking your yacht, visit "The Man's" prison cell
in the ruins of a 1st century B.C. Roman village, then climb
up to the Fort de l'Ile, a 300-year-old Spanish military settlement.
Entrance to these sites is free.
Lunch
opportunities abound on the island itself, where several small
restaurants have opened up. Once your belly's full, take a
return route popular with well-to-do visitors and follow the
Mediterranean coastline, passing villages and other resort
towns as you enjoy all the amenities that your yacht has to
offer.
Evening-time
in Cannes is when the town really starts to come alive, so
head back to the port in time for dinner. For your second
supper in Cannes, you'll be dining at La Palme d'Or, consistently
ranked as one of the Riviera's best restaurants. You'll have
no trouble finding this restaurant, as it is located inside
the Martinez Hotel, where you are staying.
The
traditional French menu changes each season, but you're sure
to find the best foie gras, rabbit, squid, clams, and fresh
fish here. Main courses are priced from $57 to $150, while
the prix-fixe menu will cost between $88 and $170 per head.
As La Palme d'Or represents the finest in fine dining, set
at least three hours aside for the experience. After you finish,
engage in an activity that the French Riviera has become famous
for: gambling. Cannes' most popular casino is the Casino
Croisette, located inside the Palais des Festivals (the
same building that the red carpet leads to during the Film
Festival).
As you
approach the Palais, you'll notice that you're walking on
cemented handprints of all the famous people who have visited
Cannes to promote their films. Entry to Casino Croisette is
free, but if you want access to the blackjack, roulette and
other grands jeux rooms, it will cost you about $15. You'll
also need to don a jacket -- this high-class casino that invokes
memories of James Bond movies. Mingle among the high rollers,
play your game of choice and see if you can spot a famous
face or two as well. As far as winnings go, be happy if you
break even.
After
you've had your fill of the glitz that the Casino offers,
cross over to Boulevard de la Croisette once again and enter
the Majestic, where you'll find the Bar des Stars. This locale
is aptly named; and the Bar des Stars truly is a celebrity
hangout during the Festival.
Throughout
the rest of the year, this lounge remains Cannes' most sophisticated
nightspot, and is a great place to compare the size of your
money clip with the rest of the wealthy elite. Champagne cocktails
will set you back almost $15 per drink, so a few hours here
can easily cost you over $200. Keep in mind that you'll probably
be buying drinks for a new entourage, as people are always
drawn to a man of your power and wealth.
France
is home to over 600 golf courses, more than either Scotland
or Ireland, or Spain, Italy and Portugal combined. Some of
the finest courses in the country are located in the south,
and what stands out in particular is the Royal Mougins Golf
Club, only a 10-minute drive from Cannes. Consistently ranked
as one of Europe's best courses, the par 71, 6,566-yard course
meanders through a varying landscape, including rolling hills,
forest and a network of eight lakes and interconnecting rivers
and waterfalls.
A tee
time at the Royal Mougins is a must during your stay in Cannes.
Take your hotel-provided limo and head to the town of Mougins,
home of the golf course and a pretty little hamlet. Only 20
non-members are permitted to register per day at the course,
so you'll need to either show up early or use your clout to
get on the schedule. The 18-hole green fee during high season
is $250 per person, including rental of a golf cart.
Most guys think that nightclubs are a great place for action,
yet they don't seem to have much luck. Even though bars and
nightclubs are ground zero for pick-up artists, being successful
at it is not always as easy as it seems.
So, rather than have you waste your time figuring out the
situation's basic principles yourself, I, as always, am happy
to pass along the wisdom of my many nights working the scene
for digits or takeout. Here are some rules and tips to make
the most of what I've always found to be a great evening activity.
Pick the best real estate in the nightclub
Remember the three fundamentals of business: location, location,
location? How many times have you seen hot women in a bar
from afar, but were stuck at a table with your friends? You
want to be mobile and ready to nonchalantly get near a woman
who interests you. You want a spot with good visibility and
high traffic, so as to be able to interact with more people
than if you're holed up in a booth in the corner. In the pickup
game, it's also good to have an excuse for being where you
are -- in line for drinks at the bar, or for the restroom
-- so as not to look like a stalker. Consider yourself in
the picking up business, and adjust your location to take
advantage of traffic patterns and sight lines accordingly.

Befriend the bartender/barmaid
Buy him or her a shot at the beginning of the night to get
on his or her good side. This will help you get faster service
when you want to buy a woman a drink, or just want to order
for her to be chivalrous. Being connected, especially at a
hot club, also makes you look like a big shot, which can only
help your chances. And who knows, you may just wind up picking
up the barmaid.
Forget the canned icebreakers
Pickup lines are lame. Women consistently rank honesty and
a sense of humor very highly as desirable qualities in a man.
A pickup line seems too premeditated, which makes it seem
dishonest, and to women, dishonesty is threatening, not funny.
The only thing you can do to break the ice is react to or
comment on the current situation, preferably in a humorous
way. Humor is your fastest route in. Being in line, as explained
above, is one obvious context to comment upon to someone near
you -- "I think I might have to cancel my retirement
if this line doesn't move along" kind of thing.
Otherwise, ask her to resolve a question you and your friend
were wondering -- or decided to wonder for icebreaking purposes.
For example, you could ask if, in her opinion, the person
across the room is committing a fashion crime with his/her
getup, which naturally leads to an opening compliment on your
target's fashion sense, ostensibly the reason you want to
know her opinion. There are millions of possibilities when
you've got spontaneity, confidence and humor in your corner.
 
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